Photo by Alyn Stark but the float is mine

This website is in a state of constant flux. It will never be finished, eventually needing it's own server and from there, my plans for www domination will surely succeed.

I've been experimenting with Active X menus so if you can't see a menu, you haven't got Active X enabled. Pity, they're really quite good. Anyway, you could always click here for a text only site map.

Those nice folk at Freeola supplied the ad-free unlimited webspace and contributors from Dynamic Drive and inspired the fancy menus and slideshows.